PROSECUTORS FILE FOR STATEMENT FROM POLICE DOGBRIGHTON, England -- Prosecuting officials who asked for a witness statement from a police dog got a human's idea of an appropriate reply.Police dog Simba was at the scene when its handler arrested a suspected thief. The Crown Prosecution Service returned the case file to officers asking for a statement from "Mr. P.D. Simba." Sergeant John Arter sent a statement reading, "Woof, woof where's the sausages?" |