EPISODE 0001
"Pilot"
Written by Hugh
Wilson
Directed by Jay Sandrich
In the words of DJ Johnny Caravella, WKRP
in Cincinnati is "rock bottom." Playing music that is twenty years out of date,
the station is losing $100,000 a year and foundering in the Cincinnati market.
Run by the somewhat scatter-brained fishing fanatic Arthur Carlson, the station
is owned by Carlson's mother, a heartless, domineering woman who loves money and
hates rock and roll.
EPISODE 0002
"Pilot Part II"
Written by Hugh Wilson
Directed by
Michael Zinberg
It has been two weeks since the format change and Andy is
having his share of problems; not only has he been fighting with Momma Carlson,
Herb Tarlek and Les Nessman — poor Andy can't even find his laundry. WKRP has
steadily been losing some of its oldest accounts, Including Shady Hills Rest
Home, Rolling Thunder European Regularity Tonic, and Bo-Peep Safety Shoes.
Without any money to spend on promoting the format change, Andy solicits ideas
for publicity stunts.
EPISODE 0003
"Preacher"
Written by Bill Dial
Directed by
Michael Zinberg
In the opinion of the Greater Cincinnati Inter-Religious
Council, WKRP's Reverend Little Ed Pembrook, the 300-pound ex-wrestler who is
now the leader of "The Church of the Mighty Struggle," has overstepped the
bounds of "good taste, good sense, and good religion." Little Ed is selling
cheap religious artifacts such as John the Baptist Shower Curtains and Dead Sea
Scroll Steak Knives on his hour long, 8:00 am Sunday radio show. The question
facing Andy and Carlson: How do you tell the man who once threw Haystack Calhoun
out of a wrestling ring and into a soda pop machine that he is through?
EPISODE 0004
"Hoodlum Rock"
Written by Hugh Wilson
Directed by
Michael Zinberg
What is the difference between punk rock and hoodlum rock?
According to the band Scum of the Earth, punk rockers dress deplorably and they
do not physically attack their audience. Regardless of this, Andy thinks that
"Scum"will make a perfect first concert for WKRP to promote. Though the band
members appear to be more trouble then they are worth, the concert pays off in
the end.
EPISODE 0005
"Les on a Ledge"
Written by Hugh Wilson
Directed by
Asaad Kelada
What happens when one of "journalism's most trusted voices" gets
accused of being a homosexual and is banned from doing sports reports from the
stadium locker room? This is the problem that faces Les Nessman, five-time
winner of the Buckeye News Hawk award.
EPISODE 0006
"Bailey's Show"
Written by Joyce Armor and Judie
Neer
Directed by Asaad Kelada
The shy, yet ambitious, Bailey has been
given the opportunity to produce a public affairs program called "Cincinnati
Beat." After getting Johnny to agree to host the program, Bailey faces one major
obstacle — finding a suitable guest that has something worthwhile to say.
EPISODE 0007
"Hold Up"
Written by Tom Chehak
Directed by Asaad
Kelada
Finally, Herb has found a potential advertising client that fits
WKRP's new rock format. Del Murdoch, the fast-talking, ever-hyper owner of Del's
Stereo and Sound is one salesman who is perhaps even less scrupulous than Herb.
Del's motto: "No refunds."
EPISODE 0008
"Turkey's Away"
Written by Bill Dial
Directed by
Michael Zinberg
It is 45-degrees and cloudy in Cincinnati, and poor Arthur
Carlson is feeling dejected. Even though he is the station manager, he is not
"allowed" to do anything. Jennifer keeps him from all the important calls and
mail, Herb and Les brush off his questions with curt responses, and all Fever
can do is deliver sarcastic comments.
EPISODE 0009
"Goodbye Johnny"
Written by Blake Hunter
Directed by
Asaad Kelada
It is a 14-degree, windy, snowy day, but even the weather can
not mar Dr. Fever's spirits; while Cincinnati digs out of its vicious snowstorm,
Fever plays "Surfin' USA." It is not just part of his "Seasonal Cincinnati Snow
Shoe Stomp." Indeed, thanks to poetic justice, Fever is L.A. Bound; he has
received a job offer from the top competitor of the L.A. station that fired
him.
EPISODE 0010
"Johnny Comes Back"
Written by Blake
Hunter
Directed by Asaad Kelada
With Fever gone, this continuation of
"Goodbye Johnny" has Andy looking for a new replacement for the morning drive
time. Against his better judgment, Andy agrees to audition Doug Winner, a DJ
suggested by sleazy record promoter Murray Gressler. After Andy hires Winner,
Fever returns to WKRP — he got fired from the L.A. job for swearing on the air.
(When Fever recounts the story of his ouster to the gang, he repeats the
obscenity that got him fired. Though it is bleeped out in the episode, Hesseman
recalls that he either said "F*** You" or "Tough S***.")
EPISODE 0011
"Love Returns"
Written by Bill Dial
Directed by Asaad
Kelada
Although the series was originally going to concentrate more on the
Andy Travis character, this is one of the few episodes that actually did. When
Andy's ex-girlfriend Linda Taylor, now a big pop singer, stops into Cincinnati
for a concert, Andy and Linda rekindle their old flame. As things heat up for
the former lovers, Andy must decide whether to keep his job at WKRP or pursue a
full-time relationship with Linda.
EPISODE 0012
"I Want to Keep My Baby"
Written by Hugh
Wilson
Directed by Asaad Kelada
An unwed teenage mother who feels that she
has no one else in the world to turn to leaves her baby with Dr. Fever. Wanting
to give the mother a chance to come back for the baby, Fever and the rest of the
gang take care of the little girl.
EPISODE 0013
"Fish Story"
Written by Hugh Wilson
under the
name "Raoul Plager"
Directed by Asaad Kelada
Andy picks the worse day for
a reporter to visit the station. Venus and Fever are involved in an on-air drunk
driving campaign that goes awry. Herb, running around in a giant Carp suit,
along with Les and Bailey, wind up in jail, and the WPIG pig mascot destroys the
WKRP lobby.
EPISODE 0014
"The Contest Nobody Could Win"
Written by Casey
Piotrowski
Directed by Asaad Kelada
When Fever accidentally misreads a
memo and tells his listeners that they can win $5,000 in the station's "Mystery
Music Contest," — the prize was supposed to be $50 — Andy and the gang must
come up with a contest that would be impossible to win. Despite their stringing
six short snatches of songs that would be seemingly impossible to discern, the
second caller correctly names the songs.
EPISODE 0015
"Mama's Review"
Written by Hugh Wilson
Directed
by Asaad Kelada
Arthur Carlson, who has been manager of WKRP since 1955, is
nervously awaiting the arrival of his mother. Saying he would rather face a Sumo
wrestler than one of his mother's quarterly reviews, Carlson warns Andy that,
before the meeting is over, Momma will either cut the budget or fire
somebody.
EPISODE 0016
"A Date with Jennifer"
Written by Richard Sanders &
Michael Fairman
Directed by Asaad Kelada
It is 57-degrees and cloudy, but
the world is a bright place for Les Nessman, who has just been chosen to receive
the coveted Silver Sow Award from the Peter Piper Pork Packer's Guild. One
problem — Les needs a date for the award banquet.
EPISODE 0017
"Tornado"
Written by Blake Hunter
Directed by
Will MacKenzie
No one takes Les seriously when he insists that the station
should be more concerned with civil defense preparation. However, when a series
of tornadoes strike the Cincinnati area, the staff quickly changes their
opinion. When Andy is knocked unconscious from the wreckage of a broken window,
it is up to Les and Carlson to lead the team. Leaving behind the group of
Japanese tourist who are visiting the station, Carlson proves his mettle when he
saves the life of a little girl during a live phone call.
EPISODE 0018
"Young Master Carlson"
Written by Blake Hunter and Hugh
Wilson
Directed by Will MacKenzie
The Big Guy is having a problem with his
"little guy;" Arthur's 11-year-old son has run away from Prussian Valley
Military School to live with Momma Carlson, who suggests that Arthur find a job
at the station for Little Arthur. When the child proves to be nothing more than
a sexist, bigoted terror, The Big Guy has to lay down the law — a chore that
does not come easy to Carlson.
EPISODE 0019
"Never Leave Me, Lucille"
Written by Bill
Dial
Directed by Asaad Kelada
Les gets a surprise in the bullpen as he
goes through his morning exercise routine — Herb, who has spent the night at
the station, has left his wife Lucille. Les desperately tries to change Herb's
mind, but to no avail. Telling Andy that the break-up is permanent, Herb calls
on the intercom to Jennifer and tells her that he is a free man. Jennifer, her
worst fear realized, quickly hangs up in terror.
EPISODE 0020
"A Commercial Break"
Written by Richard Sanders and
Michael Fairman
Directed by Rod Daniel
How can WKRP say no to $600 a day
in advertising revenue? That is the problem facing Andy and Carlson when
Ferryman's Funerals, one of the largest funeral home chains in the nation, wants
to place a hip, upbeat ad campaign with the station. At first the gang is very
enthusiastic, coming up with a catchy jingle to sell Ferryman's pre-need
service. Carlson thinks the spot is in bad taste, and, as much as he regrets it,
turns down Ferryman's $18,000 advance on the contract.
EPISODE 0021
"I Do, I Do...For Now"
Written by Tom Chehak
Directed
by Will Mackenzie
Jennifer is surprised when T.J. Watson, her old boyfriend
from her hometown of Rock Throw, West Virginia, shows up to cash in on an old
debt — the lovely Jennifer Elizabeth once promised to marry T.J. Desperate to
get the guitar picking, good-old-boy off her back, she claims that she is
already married — to Johnny Fever.
EPISODE 0022
"Who is Gordon Sims?"
Written by Tom Chehak
Directed
by Rod Daniel
When Venus refuses to let Herb and Les take a picture of him
for a promotional advertisement, the whole WKRP staff begins to wonder what is
wrong. Realizing that they do not even know the DJ's real name, Les and Herb
begin to suspect that Venus is hiding something — and they are right: Venus,
a/k/a Gordon Sims, was a Vietnam deserter.